Oakland Raiders: SuperBowl 53 Champs

It’s going to happen. As long as Gruden runs Spider 2 Y Banana.giphy-1

Or a blender… whatever works.

But in all seriousness, the Raiders have a relatively easy schedule. Sure, they start out against two pretty decent teams, but with the amount of protein that’s in those banana-spider smoothies, it’ll be a piece of cake. Especially when you have a Toyota Corolla for a quarterback


This man never quits.

The Raiders schedule, along with every NFL team’s schedule, was released recently, giving us a glimpse into what we can expect this season. No, the title was not clickbait. I do believe that the Raiders have a good shot at getting their 4th SuperBowl ring and their first with Gruden.

The Raiders are about to go all Spider 2 Y Banana on the NFL and anyone who tries to get in their way…just so long as they don’t throw to the Venus during the season.

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